Jokes

English might be the most widespread language in the world but there’s still no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant and neither pine nor apple in pineapple.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!

If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?

If vegetarians eat vegetables then what on earth do humanitarians eat?!


Some writing tips:

• Exaggeration is a trillion times worse than understatement.

• Rhetorical questions, who needs them?

• When writing in English, contractions shouldn’t be used.
• Stop using exclamation marks!!!